Former Israeli space security chief says a Galactic Federation
of benign alien beings exist
This exclusive photograph, believed taken in the 1980s, and obtained by Terrible Liars, shows representatives of the Galactic Federation. We have been unable to learn their identities, but they are said to be friendly alien guests.

“The ‘Galactic Federation’ have been in contact with Israel and the US for years, but are keeping themselves a secret to prevent hysteria until humanity is ready.”

Haim Eshed, 87, who served as the head of Israel’s space security program for nearly 30 years, and is currently in charge of making brisket at home, revealed today that Israel and the US have been dealing with aliens for years, and the secret existence of a “Galactic Federation” of overlords.

This human/alien alliance, Eshed says, includes a underground base on Mars, where they discusses intergalactic matters, such as how reveal themselves safely to the human race, and how to keep Elon Musk on Earth.

Although we cannot confirm the location it was taken, Terrible Liars believes it has uncovered the very first photo at this “Galactic Federation,” most likely take on Mars — and probably before lunch.


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